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yourareunearthlything:

exergasia:

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X-Men

‘Oh, hello there. I see you’re new and therefore totally vulnerable to my single celled organisms pick-up routine!’ 

‘Look, dude, I’m a grown-ass woman…’

‘50 MILLION YEARS AGO YOU WERE A BEAUTIFUL AMOEBA!’

‘Actually, I’m here on CIA business to discuss…’

‘I’M SORRY I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW SHITFACED I AM.’

#Charles Charles Charles  #what are you doing  #you’re what?  #twenty-five?  #twenty-seven?  #thirty?  #is this seriously how you’ve been picking up ladies all through your academic career?  #did you get laid a lot?  #I bet you didn’t  #I bet you only got laid once or twice and they only did it to shut you up  #also because you’re pretty to look at  #thank god you’re so pretty because otherwise you are awful with women  

LMAO! well, he’s awful with women because he actually likes men…one man in particular ;)

Hah! Agreed!

My headcanon: the first time he used that line, he was so hopelessly adorkable that the girl took pity on him. He’s been trying to replicate the results ever since. Nothing if not persistent is our Charles Xavier.

I like that theory, but my headcanon is that it’s worked several times because he ran into at least a few ladies who looked him over, immediately tuned him out, stared at his mouth the whole time, and said “Uh huh. Sure. So, you wanna?”

My actual, more depressing headcanon is that women of the early 60s were socialized to nod and smile and act captivated by a guy no matter what he said, so Charles might as well say this as anything.

Ugh, now I’ve got that Mad Men hangover feeling. Seriously though, look at his faaaace. Wouldn’t you just let him ramble, and if his routine got on your nerves, maybe pull his hair a lot once you got him home? Ahh. Better.