Charlie Maus ( ´ ▽ ` ): a fic where cranky omega Charles judges alphas as potential mates against how much he likes the biscuits they bring him
This is literally the
stupidestcutest thing ever written.
Fixed that for you! — codenamecesare
Irritably, Charles studied the spreadsheet on the screen in front of him and, after a put-upon sigh, highlighted one row of cells and struck out everything from the name through the last column of data. Following that, he typed REJECTED into the column headed FINAL DETERMINATION, stabbing the keys vindictively.
Alex Summers was the fourteenth alpha—the fourteenth alpha—to fail the final, and most important, test. He’d been a few years younger than Charles, but given the weight of age difference relative to other considerations, his genetic and personality profiles, and his promising time in the hundred-yard dash, meant six years’ age difference was not significant enough a factor to rule him out.
This was why, Charles told himself, one had equations and statistics: a way to quantify and explain the abstract..Other omegas might have overlooked any one of a number of potentially viable mates by going off instinct or whatever it was omegas were supposed to go by all the time. Charles refused to have anything to do with such outdated concepts.